I've finally started watching Big Bang Theory after years of hearing how great it was, and how it's just the sort of thing that I'd enjoy.
Pausing in-between episodes, I stumbled across Chuck Lorre's "vanity plates" and found them fascinating and delightful. They are probably the first nationally televised blog and he aparently puts them at the end of every show he's done since Dharma & Greg, filling them with his views on whatever, which brings me to my point. Some of them are very good as quotes, and if no one objects, I'll put some of the ones I enjoy up here.
Starting with:
"Don't believe that crap that you're as young as you feel. Your feelings lie."
"I believe I'm growing skeptical of cynicism."
"In all three film versions of the basic story, we are led to believe that Kong regularly feasts on native girls. Female human sacrifice is how the locals appease him. Then, in each re-telling, he is transformed from mindless, blood-thirsty carnivore to smitten, suicidal love monkey by a skinny, blonde-haired white girl (Fay Wray, Jessica Lange, Naomi Watts). Given this behavioral trend, it is my contention that King Kong would eat Halle Berry. This troubles me deeply and I wanted to share it with you."